Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Very Mild Super Powers

Since my first blog I have been inundated with feedback receiving the most comments of any blogger (no superpowers were used to achieve these results). Firstly I think there has been a lot of confusion over the term reconciliator so I looked it up in the oxford dictionary for you.
Reconciliator- [rek-uhn-sil-ee-ey-aa-t-oooor]: One who attends indigenous carnivale.

Revealing my powers is not always safe and I strongly advise any fellow reconciliators not to attempt to use them on their journey to carnivale as they may injure themselves or others.

Now I have the legal jargon out of the way here goes...

Power 1: D-A-N-C-E


So I'm sure your thinking "How can dance be a super power anyone can do it?" Wrong!!! The power of dance can be lethal but also very bonding. Just this week I experienced a spontaneous break dancing competition in a Sydney nightclub. The consequences of this may have been disastrous but using my ability's I was able to turn would be enemies into friends. Rather than a winner and loser coming from this situation both parties felt equally ridiculous and were thereby united.

So on May 26th bring your dancing shoes and let 'Steve the Reconciliator' unite you!!!

Disclaimer: Steve takes no responsibility for his very mild super powers working when actually required and therefore suggests to all would be reconciliators to not place themselves in life threatening situations around him.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow!!! Your superpowers are more amazing than I imagined and it's so good to finally find out what a reconciliator is!!! Till next time SR (Steve the Reconciliator)...

p.s. have you left the photo cut off because you have a sidekick???- i can't wait to find out...

Anonymous said...

side kick?